sharingneedles:

I MADE A DIAGRAM OF ME

(via nice-wig-janis)

baracknobama:

chinkspringrollsyo:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth, Australia, dropped it on the floor during an interview.

why do i live here

hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  

(via oknope)

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unclefather:

talk dirty to me

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

denchgang:

me: *is chubby but in a hot way*

(via dorcawhale)

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

(via iwishihadafather)

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zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video

(via ruinedchildhood)